Thursday, May 25, 2017

Aries:

1 It is better not to argue with me.
2 First I will do it and only then think.
3 Where the others slam the brakes, I step on the gas.

4 I will always be young.
5 Do things as I because you will never do them better than me anyways.
6 The most difficult thing – listen to somebody till they finish speaking.
7 Stubbornness is not a vice.
8 It is easy to control the situation, more difficult – my emotions.
9 One Aries is OK, two – too many.
10 I will never attack first but God forbid to offend me.

Taurus:

1 Never spends money on shopping except for entertainment.
2 I do not need anything that belongs to others but do not touch mine either!
3 I am just straight, I do not argue.
4 Don`t bother the one who is comfortably sitting.
5 Better a beautiful sofa, than a beautiful sunset.
6 Food – it is a serious matter.
7 When I eat the whole world must wait for me!
8 When you drive as a second one, you save your efforts!
9 I hate disposable lighters.
10 A taster – that is my true calling.

Gemini:

1 Today, I am not the same as yesterday.
2 Who has the information is the master of the situation.
3 One brain is good, two even better, especially if they belong to one and the same person.
4 Figaro here, Figaro there.
5 Good ideas never get old.
6 One TV set at home – good, but three – even better.
7 Who is not on time, is late.
8 I move through life, as a motor boat through water – without diving in but instead quickly.
9 In market „markety” discussions.
10 Likes quantity because there is not enough time for quality.

Cancer:

1 My house – my castle.
2 To wet-nurse others is my true calling.
3 Those who know how to wait are entitled to everything.
4 It would be good to provide yourself with everything on this world – both with patience and jam.
5 One must meet friends at home rather than a cafe.
6 Nothing gives you such a warm feeling than a stuffed fridge.
7 It is better to save money for good things than buy scraps.
8 It is hard to live when you have no place to hide.
9 I carry my past with me as a stuffed backpack.
10 Can you really outwear a coat in ten years time?

Leo:

1 I will take you to the sunny distance.
2 It`s better to refuse than to be refused.
3 Good manners are half the success.
4 The Sun shines only for Leos.
5 A pretty plaque at the cabinet door is more important than a high wage.
6 Lies to earn a lot but even more – to spend.
7 It is better to have an organ at home than a piano even if nobody knows how to play them.
8 Despite my delicate looks, in my heart I am a dictator.
9 If you do then do it right.
10 Why do you need the Sun if you have me?

Virgo:

1 Patience and work – the key to success.
2 Shyness adorns not only girls but also Virgos.
3 Everyone lives for themselves but serves others.
4 I love tidiness – both mentally and in the kitchen.
5 Prove me firmly and with logics that we were made for each other!
6 An oblique shelf just makes me crazy.
7 I hate large areas – I always get lost in them.
8 I am not made to make a bonfire, let`s take a hot plate for the picnic.
9 Each Virgo is a lady.
10 I must be noticed by everyone even if I have to wear something silly for that.

Libra:

1 I am nothing without a partner.
2 The most unpleasant thing in life is to argue.
3 Win by agreeing.
4 Principles tend to be very stupid.
5 I will drag anyone into anything.
6 Beauty will save the world.
7 Always act according to your mood!
8 The most difficult thing in life – to make the right choice!
9 Not everything started must be finished.
10 I sometimes get confused whom should I sympathize with (maybe with those who currently win).

Scorpio:

1 It`s a pity that there is no one whom to move to pity.
2 Each event has something good and bad.
3 There must be a reason to smile.
4 Anything can be dealt with except one`s passions.
5 I can sing love songs even in the battle field.
6 Not everyone can cope with my glance.
7 My passions are rarely seen on the outside just like the deep sea sharks.
8 What would the world be without knights!?
9 Otellos have not yet disappeared from the surface of the earth!
10 I am like a cactus – my fabulous flower flourishes only to the chosen ones.

Sagittarius:

1 A person should be a good as possible.
2 I forgive anyone I owe.
3 The best journey – a trip around the world.
4 The main problem – its size.
5 My ideal – a prince/princess on white horse.
6 It is impossible to be angry at me.
7 Bad conscience – what does that even mean?
8 Duty adorns only mediocrities.1
9 It is stupid to worry ahead because the time will come and then will see.
10 A man can exist without a sense of responsibility.

Capricorn:

1 I am nothing special – I am just me.
2 Also one is a warrior on the battlefield.
3 Do not even think about breaking the rules – I see all!
4 I do not need much, but what I own reflects my nature.
5 Life is like a train that arrives at each station strictly according to the schedule.
6 It’s nice to dream of distant lands, while sitting at home watching TV.
7 A good Capricorn is like a good cognac – differs with its age.
8 It is worth climbing up all life to the top just to be able to look down from there.
9 With years I become more and more attractive.
10 I drive and whistle for everyone to see and hear.

Aquarius:

1 It`s so boring to be like others!
2 If I have imagined you than become the way I want.
3 Prejudices are for fools.
4 The future MUST be beautiful.
5 It’s hard to be an angel, but you have to be one.
6 Good intentions are more important than good deeds.
7 To become an innovator start by forgetting about traditions.
8 Sex? There are more important things in life.
9 First come friends and only then – family (if there is time for them, of course).
10 There is no one better and smarter than me.

Pisces:

1 It is better to express sympathy than to help.
2 Refusing a cocktail is the same as when a fish refuses water.
3 Why put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
4 Tidiness was created by boring people.
5 I can promise anything…
6 Working in a hurry is the same as gobbling without chewing.
7 Ready to understand everyone but myself.
8 I am like a willow twig – I bend to the same direction the wind blows.
9 Everybody already knows that I am always busy, only a few know with what exactly.
10 Do not put any pressure on me, otherwise you will lose me!
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